Accepting Jesus as your personal, yet imaginary, savior allows you to enjoy all those warm, fuzzy feelings without any of the unpleasant cognitive dissonance.


Imaginary Jesus Says …

“Hindu holy men expect their followers to bathe every three years in the same, foul river where they dump the corpses of their dead.

“All that My priests ask of you is to ritually cannibalize My corpse at least once a week.”